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Pet squish
My
aunt
Elizabeth
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
parrot 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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Teddy
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Alfie
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Hermoine
Piper
Geoffrey
...Sparkles
Trotsky
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