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Pet squish

My aunt Elizabeth dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶

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