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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a computer on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶

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