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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a sofa on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 kitten 🐱

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