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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴

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