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Pet squish
My
aunt
Dorothy
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
monkey 🐒
dog 🐕
gerbil 🐹
tarantula 🕷
parakeet 🦜
pug 🐶
rock ⚫️
puppy 🐶
poodle 🐩
mouse 🐁
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