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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜
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