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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰

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