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Pet squish

My aunt Dorothy dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 parakeet 🦜

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