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Pet squish

My aunt Doris dropped a computer on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕

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