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Pet squish

My aunt Doris dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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