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Pet squish

My aunt Doris dropped a barrel on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕

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