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Pet squish

My aunt Doris dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶

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