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Pet squish

My aunt Doris dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶

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