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Pet squish
My
aunt
Doris
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
mouse 🐁
dog 🐕
rabbit 🐰
tarantula 🕷
guinea pig 🇬🇳
gerbil 🐹
kitten 🐱
cat 🐈
monkey 🐒
poodle 🐩
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