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Pet squish

My aunt Doris dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒

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