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Pet squish

My aunt Doris dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 cat 🐈 snake 🐍

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