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Pet squish

My aunt Doris dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕

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