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Pet squish

My aunt Doris dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒

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