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Pet squish

My aunt Carol dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 parrot 🦜 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 rabbit 🐰

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