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Pet squish
My
aunt
Carol
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
gerbil 🐹
poodle 🐩
puppy 🐶
rock ⚫️
mouse 🐁
labrador 🐕
cat 🐈
pug 🐶
kitten 🐱
pony 🐴
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Dan
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