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Pet squish

My aunt Carol dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒

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