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Pet squish

My aunt Carol dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱

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