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Pet squish

My aunt Carol dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️

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