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Pet squish

My aunt Betty dropped a piano on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒

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