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Pet squish

My aunt Betty dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈

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