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Pet squish
My
aunt
Betty
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Alfie
Stella
Dexter
Luke Skywalker
Champ
Hufflepuff
Squishy
...Wibble
Sugar
Princess
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