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Pet squish
My
aunt
Betty
dropped
a barrel
on their pet
parakeet 🦜
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Oscar
Pennywise
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Rufus
Poppy
Piper
Princess
Coco
Gus
Luke Skywalker
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