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Pet squish

My aunt Betty dropped a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
pony 🐴 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍
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