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Pet squish

My aunt Betty dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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