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Pet squish

My aunt Betty dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 monkey 🐒 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜

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