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Pet squish

My aunt Wilma dropped a piano on their pet …

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snake 🐍 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴

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