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Pet squish
My
aunt
Wilma
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
poodle 🐩
guinea pig 🇬🇳
canary 🦜
mouse 🐁
labrador 🐕
pony 🐴
hamster 🐹
parrot 🦜
monkey 🐒
rock ⚫️
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Dan
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