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Pet squish

My aunt Wilma dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️

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