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Pet squish

My aunt Wilma dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴

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