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Pet squish

My aunt Wilma dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒

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