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Pet squish
My
aunt
Wilma
dropped
a bowling ball
on their pet
goldfish 🐠
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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Pebbles
Sparky
Alfie
Spock
Jenkins
Rosie
Voldemort
...Sparkles
Squishy
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