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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a piano on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 labrador 🐕 monkey 🐒 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜

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