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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 parakeet 🦜

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