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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a small child on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 kitten 🐱

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