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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a small child on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹

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