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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a television on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 pony 🐴

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