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Pet squish
My
aunt
Wilhelmina
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
canary 🦜
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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shuffle
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random pathetic excuse
Geoffrey
Princess
Widget
Dexter
Buddy
...Stink
...Cuddles
Loki
Picard
Champ
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Dan
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