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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹

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