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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 pony 🐴 pug 🐶

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