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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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dog 🐕 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜

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