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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕

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