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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷

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