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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 dog 🐕

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