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Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶

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