Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My aunt Wilhelmina dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈

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