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Pet squish

My aunt Victoria dropped a sofa on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁

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