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Pet squish

My aunt Victoria dropped a small child on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹

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