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Pet squish
My
aunt
Victoria
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
parrot 🦜
puppy 🐶
cat 🐈
labrador 🐕
gerbil 🐹
mouse 🐁
guinea pig 🇬🇳
monkey 🐒
goldfish 🐠
tarantula 🕷
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