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Pet squish

My aunt Victoria dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 rabbit 🐰 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 mouse 🐁

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