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Pet squish
My
aunt
Victoria
dropped
a bowling ball
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
guinea pig 🇬🇳
rabbit 🐰
rock ⚫️
mouse 🐁
pug 🐶
hamster 🐹
snake 🐍
parakeet 🦜
monkey 🐒
tarantula 🕷
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