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Pet squish

My aunt Victoria dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩

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