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Pet squish
My
aunt
Trudy
dropped
a small child
on their pet
tarantula 🕷
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
Peanut
Geoffrey
Buddy
Bob
Trotsky
Tilly
Rosie
Voldemort
Molly
Ginger
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