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Pet squish

My aunt Trudy dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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pony 🐴 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜

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