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Pet squish

My aunt Trudy dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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